Book # 25 Ruchita Misra’s The (In)eligible Bachelors

If I had passed by The (In)Eligible Bachelors in a shop window, I probably wouldn’t have looked at it twice. Some people call that being a snob; but honestly, it’s just a time-saving measure for me. My ‘To Read’ list runs into hundreds and I would rather just pick up something recommended by a critic I respect. However, the flipside of reading in this manner is that while one is protected from truly awful books (One Night at a Call Centre, anyone?), one also misses out on books that everyone else seems to have read and is passionately talking about. It happened to me with The Immortals of Meluha (which I finally read last week and WILL blog about!), The Help, Eat, Pray, Love and The Shadow of the Wind. I don’t know if you agree, but it’s important to sometimes climb down from the ivory tower and get with the zeitgeist.

All of the above is just to make clear my reasons for reading and reviewing The (In)eligible Bachelors by Ruchita Misra. No, I don’t have water in my brain. I just think it’s fair to give new authors a chance, no?

So, The (In)eligible Bachelors is a romantic comedy, written in the form of diary entries and  has a fairly run-of-the-mill plot. Kasturi Shukla is a recent MBA graduate who has bagged a great job in Delhi. Kasturi is keen to be the young, ambitious career-woman, with no time for romantic dalliances, but her mother has other ideas. She thinks that her daughter, who is 24 years old, needs to get married and so she pushes her into a series of disastrous dates with “eligible” bachelors.  Kasturi herself, however, is falling head over heels in love with her boss Rajeev, and he seems to reciprocate her feelings.  It then becomes a question of how she can convince her mother to let her marry Rajeev.  Along the way, Kasturi and her friends Varun and Ananya have a number of adventures, including office PPT disasters, a road accident and kidnap and assault. They become friends with the quirky ‘Pita Ji’ and Purva Dikshit, the brooding doctor with a painful past who seems to harbour romantic feelings for Kasturi.

The book’s biggest strength is it’s pace. Misra has thrown in any number of office gags, romantic scenes and twists in order to keep the reader hooked, and it works. I finished the book in one sitting, because I really wanted to know exactly how Kasturi finds the true love of her life. I already knew who it was going to be – that became pretty obvious in one of the early chapters. The other thing I liked about the book was the depiction of Kasturi’s work life. As a new recruit, she naturally dreams about successfully handling major responsibilities and rising fast to the top of the ladder. Much to her chagrin, however, most of her work seems to require digging up old PPT slides and tweaking them in order to make presentations to the company’s top brass.  It’s no wonder then that Kasturi decides to make better use of her time by mooning over her unbelievably good looking boss and getting up to tricks with her friends Varun and Ananya. There’s some good humour in the office scenes, especially the one where Varun and Kasturi seek permission to use the company’s conference room for a finance workshop. What they actually want to do is discuss their mutual friend Ananya’s mysterious new boyfriend, and Varun has even created an elaborate slideshow for the occasion ( the details are killer, including Humko Tumse Pyaar Kitna, which is playing in the background).

I won’t complain about the plot, clichéd though it is. After all, the same story has been used a number of times by other writers and filmmakers. I also won’t complain about the language, which could do with a LOT of polishing. What I will complain about is the execution. The book is all froth, with no real substance beneath it. With a topic as clichéd as arranged marriage, Misra could have attempted something more different and individual by giving greater insights into the concept itself and approaching the romance from a different angle. As I said, she really shines in the parts that are set in the office, but the ‘Greek God’ boss is a stereotype she could have easily avoided.  As soon as it is mentioned that Kasturi’s boss is on leave when she joins the company, we  know that he’s going to be a dashing sort of fellow who sweeps Kasturi off her feet the moment they meet. And that is exactly what happens. And when a person with a scarred hand – whose face Kasturi doesn’t see – helps her to her feet in one of the first few chapters, we know that hand is going to be playing a major role in the plot, and will turn out to be Mr Right.

But the biggest irritant for me was the tone of the book. None of the ‘diary entries’ actually read like diary entries. They don’t have the appropriate structure or the right kind of intimate voice. Sample this opening  paragraph of one such entry:

“Hmm,” said Rajeev sir, thoughtfully.

I looked at his handsome face. I saw his eyes follow an attractive looking girl walking past us. We were again standing near India Gate, the sky was a dark shade of inky blue with stars twinkling all over.

Who writes diary entries that begin like that, with a quote? This is the opening of a story chapter! Another diary entry is from a discotheque. We know this from Kasturi’s habit of providing time and date for each entry. So on November 13, 2009 at 9 pm, she writes about her friends inviting her to a discotheque. Then at 9:30 pm she writes that she is in the hallway outside her room. At 10:30 pm she writes that she is at the ‘theque and that everybody is sweaty and the music is too loud. At 10:32 pm, her heart stops beating for a second because she thinks she sees someone familiar. At 10:45 pm, she hears a girl squealing. At 10:46 pm, she hears the girl giggle. At 10:48 pm, she sees a singular sight and is shocked into silence. At 10:49:30 she clears her throat before she addresses the couple she has caught in flagrante delicto.  Now unless Kasturi has her diary and a pen attached to her arm, there’s no way she can be giving us a minute-by-minute account of her night at the discotheque. It’s not like it’s Twitter.

Misra should have avoided this format. Diary entries in fiction can be tricky, and should only be attempted by an accomplished writer (Bram Stoker did this wonderfully in Dracula). If Misra wanted to retain Kasturi’s unique voice, she could have simply used a more traditional first-person narrative structure.

Overall, though, I don’t hate the book. It could have done with tighter editing, and a more insight, but at least it takes only about four hours to finish.  If you feel four hours is a lot, then avoid this book. But if you enjoy fluffy, no-brainer sort of fiction, by all means read it. In fact, from the reader reviews I checked on, the book seems to have touched a chord with a lot of young Indians. That should be welcome news to Ruchita Misra.

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20 thoughts on “Book # 25 Ruchita Misra’s The (In)eligible Bachelors

  1. heyy a really nice blog! I have been following it frm quiet some time now. But for the 1st time felt the urge to leave a reply.

    Having just recently read this book and too lazy to write a review on my own blog wud leave a small something here.

    The reason i felt the urge to reply was that i have been writing a journal since i was in class 7th. And the part of the book that i was able to relate most was the ‘wierd’ diary entries. And when u ask who writies diary enteries in this way.. i say that person is me 🙂 this format makes the enteries so lively. You remeber the conversations so vividly when u flip through your diary.

    I managed to finish the book in 4 hours flat and felt good. so its a feel good piece of fiction.Should nt be read by people lookin for litreary masterpieces!

    So what do you think?

    • Hi Smriti! I suppose I would have to take your word for it 🙂 ! I agree that writing it like that does make it seem livelier and more interesting for when you want to flip through your diary later in life. However, I did find the artificiality of the structure jarring. My main problem with the entries wasn’t that dialogue was used – I used to do it myself – but the fact that often, she would start an entry by jumping into a scene and then later explaining the set up for it. Still, I admit that I might have been presumptuous in saying that nobody writes like that!
      Yes, it certainly should not be read by people who ONLY want constructive reading material or literary masterpieces. This book is not for them.
      And thank you so much for finally commenting! I’m happy you read this blog so regularly…please do feel free to comment on any other posts that you like!

  2. So nice of u 2 have replied so soon.yahh i do understand your point too, but we shuld nt forget that when writing a book for the masses u have to take some creative liberty. U have a very tuf job of keepin the reader hooked till the end. Even wid a predictbl story she has dne a great job.

    And am hooked to ur blog too now 🙂

    • I agree…It is difficult to keep readers hooked till the end and a writer is justified in using any style possible to achieve that. But I would still say that Misra needs a little more help in this matter. I have no doubt that she is committed to writing and that she works hard at it, but I think some good editorial guidance will help her a lot!
      And thank you for your kind words!

    • Hahaha! No, no…not really being diplomatic. I guess I just feel that I can’t be too harsh to first time authors, especially those who don’t have a huge publicity machine to fall back on or who aren’t being backed by big names! I suppose the author’s real purpose was to provide some reading material for people who either don’t have the patience or the taste for more literary output. And at least the book is encouraging people to read! It’s similar to what people say about Chetan Bhagat – you might hate the way he writes, but at least he’s got people reading!

  3. Ahh the ineligible Bachelors haters have teamed up i guess!u and arvind! ha ha..lols! The author must be boilin readin both the reviews;)

    But the bestsellin author must be too busy sorting out her film offers(as the news papers have reported)

    But come on guys dont u think u r bein too harsh on the new author?? Had started reading the book , though couldn finish it as my sister snatched away the book. I loved the mother daughter interactions. Really cant say much about the ending as i have not read it but the rest seemed to be nice humorous easy read. And the blurb dosent promise any thing more than that.

    • HI Rakesh, I agree that the blurb doesn’t promise much, but then, the blurb is based on what is already in the book, right? Anyway, I suppose the author has already received her share of bouquets, so a few brickbats shouldn’t hurt. I have nothing against her, I merely offer some constructive criticism. I hope everyone takes it in the right spirit! 🙂

      • Your review is quiet a fair one! You wrote what u felt! U have the right to love or hate a book! u have pointed out a few good points atleast. Found mr arvinds review a bit disturbing to be frank! A book published by Rupa & Co. cant be that bad. And since i have read the book i know its not baad atall! My sis just loves the book! I too liked it a lot! I googled for the reviews for the book and could relate more with the other reviews!

        Keep bloggin! hope u find books of ur taste!

  4. Like you, my TBR list is gargantuan, and so even though I love the genre formerly known as chick lit, which this seems to be, happy to give it a pass. Thanks for what seems to be a very fair review, not slamming the author, but not glossing over the rough spots.

  5. haha! I have hate comments plastered all over my post. Is it wrong that you don’t like like a book and are vocal about it? Why does everyone have to have to like a book?

  6. Enuf of the book bashin and book praisin guys! Lets move on!

    The book is a best seller. The author is rich and we are swettin it out here…

    Lets get our lyfz back..ha ha!!

  7. hie!!

    d diary part reminds me of princess diaries. N dere is dis particular instance whr u wonder hw she may hav managd to cram in sumthin at a tense time. So at d end of it, she confesses to writin it in d loo 😀

    i found it pretty strikin to do sumthin as weird n yes cumin to ur post, wat i found even more queer abt d diary writin was d format of entry. If u notic d disc scene, she frst pens down exctly aftr catchin rajeev a description of exctly wat happend. Its only d next entry dat deals wid her hyperventilating, wen in an actual circumstanc u frst wud put omigod i cnt belv dis happend to me, ill die, ill blah, ill blah n den xplain y.

    Wrote a review of d book too n sore losers hav certainly ensured spammin in evry secn comment wich is y i decided to put it on flipkart n uRead as wel. I hope u do it too so ppl end up making a more educated choice n nt cult out of trash !

    • Thanks for the comment, Sadiya! You make a very good point…one should actually be posting these reviews on Flipkart and URead. I always find it helpful when there are reader reviews on these sites.

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